别人和你聊天是因为喜欢你，我就不一样了，我是为了你的表情包。

People talk to you because they like you, I'm different. I'm for your emoticons.


跟我混吧，有我一碗饭吃，就有你一个碗洗。

Follow me, I have a bowl of rice to eat, you have a bowl to wash.


我是个很自律的人，既然我说了要减肥，那我就一直说。

I'm a very disciplined person. Since I said I wanted to lose weight, I always said.


很多人对帅哥没有抵抗力，我不一样，我根本不想抵抗，但帅哥想抵抗。

Many people have no resistance to handsome men. I'm different. I don't want to resist at all, but handsome men want to resist.


草地上的小羊好幸福啊，站在自己巨大的食物上。

How happy are the lambs on the grass, standing on their huge food.


“你吃饭的时候是喜欢跟男朋友挨着坐还是坐在男朋友对面？”

“我比较喜欢他们围着我坐。”

"Do you like to sit next to or opposite your boyfriend when you eat?"

"I prefer that they sit around me."


我一个学生，怎么敢谈恋爱呢？我有什么资格恋爱，我配吗？我的生活只有作业，我凭什么恋爱啊？凭食堂开饭我跑得最快吗？

How dare I fall in love as a student? I have what qualifications to fall in love, I deserve it? My life only has homework, why am I in love? Can I run the fastest with the canteen?


生活中总有许多出人意料的事情，比如，你以为我要举个例子。

There are always many unexpected things in life, for example, you think I want to give an example.


“什么是宝藏女孩？”

“好看不渣优雅风趣专一贴心迷人。”

“能否具体点？”

“我。”

"What is a treasure girl?"

"Good looking, elegant, funny, attentive and charming."

"Can you be more specific?"

"Me."


要不我们恋爱吧，每天跟你分享新鲜事，消息秒回，电话秒接，微信删掉所有异性，不跟别的男孩子说一句话，只对你一个人好。你觉得你配吗？在这看半天。

Otherwise, let's fall in love, share new things with you every day, reply to news in seconds, answer phone in seconds, delete all heterosexuals through wechat, and don't say a word to other boys, it's only good for you. Do you think you deserve it? Look here for half a day.