今日份毒鸡汤来自一只猫

🙈Money is not everything. 
      There is MasterCard.
钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡。

🙉Save water.
     Shower with your girlfriend.
要节约用水，尽量和女朋友一起洗澡。

🙊Your future depends on youe dreams.
      So go to sleep.
现在的梦想决定你的将来，所以还是再睡一会吧。

🐒One should love animals.
      They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。